The first time I saw a runner duck, at the age of 19, he was laying down like a normal duck. ‘Aw’ I thought. What a pretty duck, such glossy feathers. Then he stood up and UP and he ran like a man and it genuinely terrified me because I didn’t know runner ducks existed and yeah. That was my introduction to the runner duck.

HDHXHDH

the green junglefowl is a member of the pheasant family native to asia. though it was once thought domestic chickens only originated from the red junglefowl, genetic testing found that the green junglefowl also played a lesser role. much like more well-known domestic chickens, junglefowl live in small flocks dominated by one male.

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a mother wild turkey guards over her poults. although baby turkeys are able to leave the nest almost immediately after hatching, they are still small and in need of protection by their mother. mother turkeys have been documented fighting off hawks and other predators to protect their young, using their wings and the sharp spurs on the backs of their legs.

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heartturnedtoporcelain:

todaysbird:

a flock of major mitchell’s cockatoos at a watering hole. all cockatoo species are native to australia. cockatoos are very social; part of the reason why feather plucking is so common in cockatoos in captivity is they typically don’t receive enough social interaction.

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seriously, cockatoos in the wild go around in huge chaotic, extreme loud flocks. they get into all sorts of mischief and they’re hyper social. humans, for the very most part, cannot hope to replicate the type of stimulation they need.

anderz-zombieslayer:

zorkat:

underhuntressmoon:

ancestormoth:

tempuraat:

monicalknighton:

ayellowbirds:

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

berries.

berries.

berries.

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. 
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  – the next five items?

Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

Big Tofu