with the holiday season coming up, it’s important to remember to never get a pet bird as a surprise for anyone, even an adult. birds, even little ones like finches or budgies, are a major time commitment, have expensive specialized care and vet bills, and can be very noisy. they’re also a long-term companion. if you want to get your partner/friend/family member a bird, check and make sure that they’re in a place to take care of one (and want one!) first.

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

  1. That’s an Australian accent.
  2. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
  3. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

7; that victory wasn’t even close